Here are two different items you can buy off the internet. My feelings towards one of the items is the exact polar opposite of my feelings towards the other.

The “veiled beanie” has been invented everybody - and I think you’ll agree it was exactly what the market was missing. Perfect for nobody at absolutely no occasion (except for maybe an emo at a comedy emo wedding).

I hope this ruined your day like it ruined mine.

Here are two different items you can buy off the internet. My feelings towards one of the items is the exact polar opposite of my feelings towards the other.

The “veiled beanie” has been invented everybody - and I think you’ll agree it was exactly what the market was missing. Perfect for nobody at absolutely no occasion (except for maybe an emo at a comedy emo wedding).

I hope this ruined your day like it ruined mine.

I logged on to Tumblr today, and scrolled down my dashboard catching up on a load of stuff, to find many “photos then and now” from people I follow. I think before and afters are very interesting, so I thought I’d have a go myself… and how shocked I was! I’ve changed so much, I had to share.

Honestly though, how can one 12 year old girl resemble someone’s grandma so early in life hm? Barely ventured into adolescence and already looking haggard, makes no sense.What went wrong during your delightful 12 years of middle-class childhood that aged you by 30 years huh? Wear yourself out making too many crayon drawings? Choosing what sweets to buy at the newsagents too much pressure for you hm? Spilling your drink on the living room carpet really took it’s toll on you, I see I see.Also really unfair of my genes to try and place eyebrows so low on my face that they are almost overlapping my eyes like a poorly made Mii; whilst simultaneously cursing me with an extra set of cheeks. Oh well, at least I can say I was beautiful on the inside.

I logged on to Tumblr today, and scrolled down my dashboard catching up on a load of stuff, to find many “photos then and now” from people I follow. I think before and afters are very interesting, so I thought I’d have a go myself… and how shocked I was! I’ve changed so much, I had to share.

Honestly though, how can one 12 year old girl resemble someone’s grandma so early in life hm? Barely ventured into adolescence and already looking haggard, makes no sense.

What went wrong during your delightful 12 years of middle-class childhood that aged you by 30 years huh? Wear yourself out making too many crayon drawings? Choosing what sweets to buy at the newsagents too much pressure for you hm? Spilling your drink on the living room carpet really took it’s toll on you, I see I see.

Also really unfair of my genes to try and place eyebrows so low on my face that they are almost overlapping my eyes like a poorly made Mii; whilst simultaneously cursing me with an extra set of cheeks. Oh well, at least I can say I was beautiful on the inside.

experiencing a wave of overwhelming love and respect for a fellow human being when you find out they got the same walking dead game ending as you.

stephhodges:

NEW ‘Animals of Studio Ghibli’ t-shirt available here.
Also available as stickers and Samsung Galaxy and iPhone covers!

stephhodges:

NEW ‘Animals of Studio Ghibli’ t-shirt available here.

Also available as stickers and Samsung Galaxy and iPhone covers!

stephhodges:

Studio Cuddly - Work in progress, soon to be added to my store as t-shirts and stickers!

stephhodges:

Studio Cuddly - Work in progress, soon to be added to my store as t-shirts and stickers!